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[asteroidtroglodyte]

A Magical Taxonomy

Warlock: from wær (old English, “pact/oath”) + loga (proto-Germanic, “liar”) + hard “-ck” (Scotch English); Oathbreaker (contextually; breaker of Baptismal Oaths; hence also Apostate)

Wizard: from Wis (old English, “knowledgeable”) + -ard (same, “too much of”); Possessor of too much knowledge

Witch: from weyk (proto-indo-European, “apart, separated, different”)[connotations akin to Latin’s “Sacre”]; Sacred Outsider

Sorcerer: from Sors (Latin, “Fate”) and Ser (same,“to bind”); Fate Manipulator

Druid: from dru (proto-Celtic, “Oak”) + weyd (same, “to see”); Oak-Seer, or Tree-Knower

Cleric: from kleros (Ancient Greek, “lots/ casting lots/ drawing lots”) [contextually; public servants were selected by drawing lots, as opposed to, say, voting]; Public Servant / Clerk

Bard: from bard (proto-Celtic, “Bard”); Bard

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whats he listening to

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And speaking of scurvy, I am eternally amused by the thing where some ancient form of healing that was born in a time where people didn't know exactly how the human body works, or what causes it to stop working sometimes, that still somehow worked. Like how so many old folk medicinal plants were listed as a cure for various ailments that - from a modern view - are clearly just symptoms of scurvy, and the plant itself is rich in vitamin C.

I recall reading some story, no recollection of the exact time or place, where the king of a large empire suffered from constant horrible headaches and was incapable of falling asleep unless drugged or blackout drunk. Sick of taking temporary fixes to dull the pain and having to be sedated every night, he called up some old sage healer who was said to know how to fix things nobody else could explain, and the healer heard his symptoms and went

"Hmm. You spend too much time being a king. Your skull is packed so full of kingly thoughts that they don't all fit in there and that's why your head is in pain. You need to spend time not being a king." And prescribed him to schedule three days every month where he must go to a peasant village where nobody knows he's the king, live with a family there under a fake name and identity, work in the rice fields with them, eating the same food and sleeping on the same mats. Absolutely nobody is allowed to address him as the king, speak to him of any royal or political matters, and he himself is not allowed to think any kingly thoughts or think of himself as the king.

And naturally, this worked. Taking a regular scheduled break from a highly stressful office desk job to completely decompress, paired with physical exercise in the form of hard but simple physical labour, plain and simple food and Just Not Thinking About Your Fucking Job All The Time does help chronic stress, which here was worded as "spending too much time being a king clogs your brain."

Sometimes you do have ghosts in your blood, though I'm not entirely sure whether you should do cocaine about it.

[beatrice-otter]

“not having science” does not equal “stupid”

[kiragecko]

As far as I can tell, historic medicine worked very similarly to modern law. (Possibly many things work this way.)

It was a collection of previous expert opinions, as interpreted through the current local expert.

Some healers relied entirely on knowledge verbally passed down. Some had books of previous cures, as well. When novel cases came up, they chose possible solutions based off their experience and common-sense.

If a new treatment was found, that seemed much more effective than any previous one, it became the default. But the previous knowledge usually stuck around, ready to be tried again if the new thing didn't work in a certain context.

20 generations of wisdom can lead to incredibly sophisticated insights! It can lead to knowledge about Every Single Plant in a 15 kilometer radius. It can provide a huge body of research into how various treatments work for various mental health issues. It can lead to solutions that work for that EXACT community in ways that modern medicine still struggles with.

It's not great for figuring out WHY things work. But that is only important if you're dealing with a similar problem and need to know which treatments might work, or situations change and things stop working for some reason.

(IE. they bought the limes from the wrong continent and started canning them and now they're getting scurvy again.)

The scientific method is great for making novel connections. For figuring out new uses for things. For finding ways to make stuff more effective. But it isn't actually necessary for figuring out What Works.

For that, you just need to share your results and learn from experience.

[whetstonefires]

also, as many advances as we've made, there are still quite a lot of contexts in medicine where we still don't actually know how the human body works, and are simply doing the thing that statistically gets results, even though we can't figure out why so far.

doctors avoid acknowledging this whenever possible, since it undermines their authority a bit, which also has not changed, but they aren't really hiding it.

so yeah imo it's not actually an entirely different system, it's just been juiced up on more heavily systematized observations and the assumption that there are sufficiently few natural laws that It Just Works Like That Because It's How It Works is hardly ever the whole answer to anything.

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Did Howard just lobotomised himself

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[senorpacman]

egg

[senorpacman]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

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I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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[secondlina]

Crow Time - Statue 1

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today i found a note in an old notebook from like 2019/2020 that said “ya boi just figured out hes aromantic” and while i know its been 4 years since then it still feels like its a new part of my identity that im JUST starting to acknowledge because of all those years ive been trying to make myself feel something. to feel “”“"normal”“”“
but after my last breakup it just feels, i dont know, normal? like its something thats always been there because it HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE.

like im here, iim queer, im aromantic, and thats a part of me nobody can erase, a part of me I cant erase even if i sometimes struggle with accepting myself the way i am

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I want them to bicker more

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sorry i got a little distracted there. i was thinking about men in thigh highs. sorry i meant men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs i meant to say. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs. men in thigh highs.

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whew, dunno what came over me there. apologies folks, i was trying to talk about men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. no wait, men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. girldick. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else. men in oversized hoodies and thigh highs and nothing else.

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oh yea happy thinking about men's thighs thursday

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wait no it's friday

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is it friday?

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once again, it's men's thighs thursday friday

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someone pointed out that if we removed thursday it would read as MTF

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can't believe i made this post with no mention of guys in crop tops.

anyway happy men's thighs and tummy tuesday

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boys when they're wearing a shirt that's just a tiny bit too small and they sit down or lift their arms and their tummy pokes out and

ahem uh, h-happy men's thighs and tummy thursday friday

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it's the last men's thighs thursday friday of 2022 and may there be many more in 2023

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it's not even friday yet, but jesus christ men in maid dresses

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hello and happy

and merry shitty graphics saturday in advance

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it's that time of da week

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thursday friday again <3

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I'm so stupid. all this time I could've been calling it thighday

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happy thursday thighday :3c

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want to bite something :((

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ik i've said it before but

men in maid dresses

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I should be between a pair of thighs rn but it's a cruel world

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this is kinda late but better a day after than never~

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<3

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do you love the colour of men's thighs?

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you know what

Keep reading

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:3

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happy good femboy friday (eastern)

go tell your nearest femboy he's a good-

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it's actually homophobic that i'm not between a pair of boy thighs rn

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was biting a boy thigh half an hour ago, i no longer hate the world

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*taps mic* ahem

boys in thigh highs

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BOYS IN THIGH HIGHS

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I'm bored, anyone want thigh pics?

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:3

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you're so right

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idk how i've never mentioned men with stretchmarks here but anyway those are awesome, ily men with stretch marks<3

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ALSO i should've mentioned men's hips. i love you men with child-bearing hips<3

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slay honestly

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[antikate]

A tiny thing I noted in the DND movie was that Michelle Rodriguez had unshaved armpits. Which totally makes sense for her character … but I cannot remember the last time I saw a woman in a mainstream movie with hairy pits (more unwashed hairy women in movies pls)